Round 3

SEX/NUDITY 6 - A man lies nude on a sofa (a woman blocks his private parts), a woman kisses him, then climbs on top of him, and thrusts and moans briefly; when the man spots another man watching them through a window, he jumps off the sofa and chases him (we see him fully nude from the front and the back). A man imagines having sex with a woman while he masturbates; we see her thrusting briefly, then we hear the man moaning, see his toes curling up and he then gets out of bed and sits nude in a chair (we see him from the side with no private parts exposed). A man imagines a woman kissing him and removing her top (we see her bare breasts); the man's dream is interrupted and although not clear he could have been masturbating (we see him bare-chested). A man imagines having sex with a woman while he masturbates: the woman is on top, they kiss, she leans back and he moans. A man and a woman snuggle and kiss in bed (we see her bare shoulders and his bare back) and it is not clear whether sex is taking place or may have just ended. We see photos and computer images of nude women (bare breasts, thongs, bare buttocks) and a man talks about pornographic websites in a few scenes. A man and a woman kiss a few times. A man makes crude sexual remarks about two women, and a man remarks about a woman's appearance several times (e.g. "she's hot"), and makes a sexual remark and gesture. A man insinuates that a woman was intimate with a man. A man gets out of bed and we see him in his boxer shorts, and a man's shirt hangs open and we see his bare chest. A man touches and remarks about her hair, and a man touches a woman's shoulder. A man talks to himself about kissing a woman, and a man admires many women and compares them to flowers. A man and a woman are shown in bed together a few times (the man is asleep and they are both clothed). Women wear low-cut dresses in several scenes, exposing cleavage and the side of their breasts, and a woman wears only a T-shirt exposing her bare thighs. People mention asexual reproduction, and a man talks about insects making love to their flower while pollinating.

VIOLENCE/GORE 6 - A car slams into another car and one man is thrown through the windshield of his car and we see him bloody and lying on the ground and the driver of the other car lies motionless on the ground. A car is slammed into by another car: we witness the scene from inside the car, we see the people inside being thrown around, one man has a very bloody face and missing teeth, and we see other bodies taken away on stretchers (we hear that other people have died) and see a woman in a hospital bed in a coma. A man is attacked and killed by an alligator: he thrashes around under the water, the water fills with blood and we see a large bloody gash on his side. A man is shot in the arm (we see blood on his sleeve). We watch people dying. One man slips and falls into water (he drowns), another man we are told disappears, and we see another who we hear is very ill and watch him being beaten to death by other men. A man chases and grabs a man, pulls him into a house and slams him into a chair where he is threatened, held at gunpoint and then driven to a swamp. A man talks about a child watching while her mother is beaten to death. A woman is knocked down by a car door opening. We watch a clip in high speed of a fox dying and decomposing (we see his body begin to break down and maggots squirm about). A man is held at gunpoint by two people. We watch a baby being born, see the head emerge from the vagina and the bloody umbilical cord. People walk into a swamp and we hear rustling suggesting alligators, and men walk through a swamp and we see alligators in the distance. Two men talk about serial killers, including brutal methods of killing. Two men hide from two other people who are looking for them and a snake slithers by on the fallen tree they're lean against. We see the aftermath of a hurricane and hear about the destruction. A man and a woman get lost in a swamp. Two men watch and follow a woman: they peer through binoculars and follow her to a house and they then peek through the windows. One character is in a constant state of stress and anxiety, making overall for a very tense atmosphere.

Bonus: 35 F-words

Round 2

SEX/NUDITY 9 - Full female frontal nudity. We also see her bare buttocks and she then gets on top of a man as another man watches; it's assumed they have sex (although the actual act is not seen). A large penis is seen for several seconds. A man sees his wife and another man having sex, with thrusting and moaning, and we see her bare breasts. A group of people watch a couple having sex with explicit thrusting, in an extended scene. During a filmed sex scene we see thrusting, lots of moaning and deep kissing (including between men and between women). There are several other sex scenes: A filmed scene has a man licking a woman's nipple; a couple have sex off screen (we can't see anything but we hear it); a montage of women's bare breasts and implied oral sex (we see women's heads moving). In another scene of implied oral sex (we see a woman unzip a man's pants and kneel down). A man reaches into his underwear and feels himself and in a later scene masturbates. Lots of sexual innuendo including references to oral sex, homosexuality, anal sex.

VIOLENCE/GORE 7 - A man slams a woman against a wall. A woman has a severe nose bleed and a man's mouth is bloody after being hit. A man slaps another man and a man slaps a woman in a film. Fight scenes in a film. A man shoots two people dead but we don't see the actual shooting. When a man commits suicide blood sprays on a wall. A man is kicked and punched by two people (including being stomped by skates) and his face is very bloody. A group beat up a man and kick him in the face with some blood. A gunfight with some people being shot and very bloody; a man has blood and brains all over him. Other people are shot and killed. A woman has blood on her thighs from childbirth.

Round 1

Ok, so here's the first one. When you think you have an answer respond below. Or just respond for the hell of it.

SEX/NUDITY 5 - Sexual innuendo and oral sex, masturbation and child molestation references. Scantily clad women in a few scenes, female bare buttocks and a brief shot of full frontal female nudity. A porn film is seen on TV showing a woman's bare breasts. An extended scene where topless women are bounced up and down on a big blanket (shown at least twice). A drawing of a naked man. A couple is shown in bed together with sheets up to their shoulders, evidently after sex.

VIOLENCE/GORE 5 - A man is beaten up by a group of men, including having his head shoved into a toilet. A man is hit in the jaw. A gun is accidentally fired and a man crashes his car as a result. A man is thrown on the ground and when he's picked up we hear bones creaking. A police officer throws a man around and kicks him. A little bit of blood is seen on some gauze on a toe. A man bites another man's ear off and we see blood where the ear was; the biter's face is bloody and we see him spitting the ear out. Reckless driving, lots of scenes of property damage. A frenzied ferret is thrown into a tub with a man and nearly scratches and hurts the man as a result. Threatening with a gun.

BONUS: 240 F-words

The Game

Ok, for those of you who haven't played yet. I have taken descriptions of popular movies from a parental advisory website in which all of the content has been stripped down to bare bones descriptions of the violence and sex in the film. There are no character names, no actor names, no locations, no story lines. Just fucking and killing. The game is to identify what movie is being described through its objectionable content.